Who will Play Me in the Movie of my Life

...and people, THERE WILL BE A MOVIE.

You know those new commercials where average looking people do a "flashback" to the moment where they thought up some new computer or software or something?  The person who plays them in the flashback is always ridiculously good looking.  It got me thinking.  Who would I want to play me in the inevitable movie of my life?

Here is the best picture of me recently:

Please note the microphone.  My mother says it appears I am "twinkling".  Well, that's better than "tinkle-ing" right?  The reason I'm smiling so big into the camera is because I've just announced the name of the gentleman taking the picture.  He'd won a customer support award and he certainly wasn't expecting it....he was in place to snap a photo of the winner.  So I am literally smiling at him, and he took a photo.  But I digress...

In an attempt to find an actress who could play me I thought back to the people I've been told (to my face) that I look like.

I've gotten her:

 

Courtney Thorne-Smith.

And I used to get her:

 

Kirstie Alley

But mostly I get her:

 

Phyllis Diller

And once, and the lighting must have been just right, this:

 

The Reverend Al Sharpton.

Who do you think should play me?  And MORE IMPORTANTLY, who should play you?  Tag....You're it.
 

Comments

[andrea]

pretty pretty jenny:)

i think renee zellwegger. the eyes do it.

regardless, she better be hot because girlfriend you are a milf.

(sorry jenny's mom)

who should play me?

mmmmmmm...drawing a blank.

she has to have big boobs, though.

that is all.

<3 andrea

[Sandra]

Thank you for the heads up, Andrea. Otherwise I might have asked what that means. Now I know I'm better off not knowing. (Sometimes ignorance IS bliss.)

DD -- I like the idea of Bonnie Hunt playing you. I know she's older than you, but she has the wry humor it would require. For me, I think we need someone who could match her wit for wit, like Shirley Mclaine. Yes, I know she's also older than me, but I think a movie match of those two would be dy-no-mite! (Of course, we'd have to write their dialog, because, well just because we're so darn funny.) :)

[The Eastsider]

I must agree with your Mom. Bonnie Hunt = your humor. Put a bit of make-up on her and she will be as beautiful as you. Or for your beauty = Faith Hill.

Me, unfortunately, I've always been compared to Mindy Cohen (Natalie from the Facts of Life). I hope I continue to change this year, that is the goal and I will have to have someone else who is much smaller play me.

[melissa]

hilarious. when i lived in LA growing up, people thought i was kelly martin from life goes on. i may or may not have actually had the red glasses....

[sildenafil]

I hate to imagine the changes that will be presented shortly, we have seen 3D movies in HD, BlueRay and want to see who will come after this I'm anxious.

[oral dental care]

jajajajaja, that ''Who will Play Me in the Movie of my Life'' article is great, i think the one who play me would be josh harnett!!!!!!

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