So next weekend is the BlissDom conference that I am going to with my mother. and my father. Yes, both of my parents are taking me off to a conference, or at least that's what they've told me. The other possibilities boggle the mind.
Anyway, here are the preparations I've made thus far:
1. I've started whitening my teeth...if I can get them dazzling enough who cares what I'm saying. right?
2. I've planned my wardrobe. I am wearing only black both days. It's slimming and I'm not slimesque (exactly) at the moment.
3. I've decided to go tanning -- that way people will recognize me from my tan-o-rexic college picture.
4. I'm memorizing things Jen Lancaster has said on her blog so I can quote them back to her. I think it will be funnier if I deliver it was a stalker-like intensity.
5. I am taking my parents as chaperones so anything inappropriate is out of the question....unless I get my mother to drink some schnapps...
I'm jealous! Have a great time :)
Posted by: Lyndsay | February 02, 2009 at 08:36 PM
I'm jealous!! Love Jen Lancaster, she is too funny. Perhaps, it is in the name?????? Have fun!
Posted by: The Eastsider | February 03, 2009 at 06:51 AM
I hope your mom drinks lots of Schnapps ;)
Have fun!
Posted by: Jenn | February 03, 2009 at 06:49 PM