Look, you come here every day, don't you? You obviously have taste and brains. Now put them to work for you. Enter my little contest.
Yes, that's right. I'm going to write a novel. And I want you to name it.
What does that say about me? I have no idea.
What does it say about you? That all that wit is finally going to pay off.
The winner will recieve a $25 gift card to Starbucks. Doesn't that tempt you? You can't win if you don't play.
I personally am off to the Field Museum. I will have several children in tow. I know that this adventure will spawn many a blog post. So, pray for me, will you. That all of us return to Stepford with our arms and legs in tact. Thank you.
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