Holy Moly. New Diva on the Blog has awarded me not one but two awards (with quite a bit less sarcasm than usual, ahem). I don't deserve them. Who am I kidding? Yes I do.
Thank you Bambi. You are too too kind. Please come across the street and help me throw EVERYTHING away in my basement ruined in the Great Flood of 2008. Thanks again.

I would like to bestow the Kick Ass Blogger upon the following deserving blogmen because this is one they might actually be glad to display.
Daddy Forever because he is delightful and funny without the usual snark you find so much of in the blogosphere. You rock, buddy.
Dorky Dad because he lives in Minnesota and let's his wife write his blog one day a week and once he let me interview him for my little blog.

And the "You Make MY Day Award" to three of my favorite bloggers (who also happen to be completely lacking in testosterone).
Danielle at Sitting in Silence who is such a doll and sooooo loyal. We all love Danielle but she also makes us feel loved and that is quite a gift.
Beth at I should be Folding Laundry because she has made so many of my days that it makes me feel insecure (is that a compliment?).
And the Mad Mad Housewife over at Diary of a Mad Mad Housewife who is so funny that I need to go potty BEFORE I read her blog...ya know, just in case.
Here's hoping that all of you actually stop by to realize you got this award because I'm exhausted from hobnobbing with a major CELEBRITY this weekend...more on that when I get the pictures.