She cares for my offspring.
She cooks nutritious meals for them and cleans up after herself.
She does laundry.
She drives the princesses to every single one of their events and never forgets their shoes.
She shops for groceries.
She cleans up after the pets and exercises the dog.
She greets me with a smile every evening and all she asks in return is a portion of my paycheck.
I should have gotten a wife a long time ago.
Ha! I yearn for a wife too. They're just so darn handy!
Posted by: NS | June 27, 2008 at 06:45 AM
hahaha! I need a wife too.
Posted by: nottryingforaboy | June 27, 2008 at 04:12 PM
I need one too!!!! For that matter, so does my husband...
Posted by: Queen Mommy | June 28, 2008 at 08:00 PM
I SO need one of those...
Posted by: Llama Momma | June 30, 2008 at 06:04 AM
Sounds like heaven.
Posted by: The Eastsider | June 30, 2008 at 04:11 PM
You funny woman. I wish I had a wife like that too.
Posted by: Daddy Forever | June 30, 2008 at 10:29 PM