I should explain a little about our neighborhood, Stepford. It's scary cool. Almost immediately when we moved in two and a half years ago we bonded with our neighbors. The women are literally the perfect mix of nice and insane. What a cast of characters.
Bambi - former Miss Michigan (I kid you not)
Chi-Chi - the nicest person to ever move to the midwest from California
Sissy- she's not an EMT but she plays one on our street
Portia- high end pharmaceutical sales manager who works ALL the TIME
Joss - the devil
Okay, okay, these are ever so slightly oversimplified. However, these women are so wonderful that I suspect they are, in fact, robots. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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