The King is in Orlando.
Alone. With 4000 strangers.
A week and a half this time.
He leaves for Europe soon after he gets back.
On the up side, when he's gone, I notice a few nice things about him.
I also notice that there's a lot more toilet paper, fewer towels need to be washed, it's easier to get the kids to bed, and we only eat food that I like.
I'm just saying.
