Given that I can't get the "Muzak" version of Santa Baby out of my head I surmised that it must be coming on Christmas.
Since I have three princesses to shop for I figured I must need to get myself out to the mall. And can I just say, judging by the parking lot: what recession?
Anyway, I found myself in a Barnes & Noble and came across a book that really spoke to me. This was true for many reasons, but mostly because its the book I would have written if I weren't such an undisciplined blogger.
Why my Third Husband will Be a Dog. by Lisa Scottoline
I'm in love with this woman. She's funny, smart and divorced. All the stuff I wish I was.....but I digress.
Her sense of humor is summed up in this phrase:
"I've never been in an accident if you don't count my two marriages"
Love her. I would steal her work and post it here if you guys wouldn't suddenly notice the huge leap in readability and lack of grammatical errors. You would notice right? guys? hello?
I would totally notice! Correcting your grammar and typos helps me feel superior to you for a brief moment; don't spoil my fun, dammit.
Posted by: sharon tuzik | December 11, 2009 at 10:29 AM
I've lurked on you blog for a very long time but never commented. I do still occasionally check to see if you've written anything. I'm sorry for your non-divorce happenings. It can be frustrating. I've been through them with a couple of friends and theirs weren't easy and dragged on and on. Not that this has anything to do with your post LOL. I just wanted to tell you, I hope things speed up for you. I might get that book for one of my friends. And I don't even want to talk about grammar and typos LOL. Who cares, not me. Hope you have a good Christmas.
Posted by: Viki | December 12, 2009 at 09:29 AM