You would not believe the things I see in Chicago traffic on my way to work.
The truck drivers are very flirty.
And is it me, or are bumper stickers getting too wordy? I have to get reeeeeeeeeeeal close to make out what complex message some of them are making. My theory is that if you can't say it in four or five words then it's not bumper sticker it's a driving hazard. Who's with me?
And yet they are irrisistable to me...I MUST get close enough to read that bumper sticker. The risk is worth it on the off chance I might agree with that person...or better yet, DISAGREE!!
I see a lot of anti-Bush slogans. I see a lot of Support the Troops "ribbons". I see honor student messages and classic football/baseball/soccer supporters. There are the funny and ironic and weirdly off-beat messages about life. A lot of colleges and universities that I have never heard of....and letters, just one or two on a white background in a black circle. It's either a cult or club that I have never been invited to join. jerks.
There are messages of salvation and damnation. There are police associations and community causes. And all of these people are up early and on their way somewhere, with their message on their bumper and a little hope in their heart. Hope that maybe someone who reads their message might find it in their heart to let them into the other lane at the next merge. suckers.